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THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND!!!!


..........so how do we know we have Mr Right, well, there are a few things that they gotta do. I mean these arent optional extra's....these are the basic's.

Im not talking about having a car and all that material crap....they don't even have to have money!!! COME ON GIRFRIEND, we are headed into the new Mellenium....you make your own money....don't go expecting some guy to pay for you everywhere!!!!!!!!

I don't mean that he can't pay sometimes, I mean, shit, I'm not crazy!!!! But don't expect it. If u want equality or equity, it goes both ways!!!

This list of 10 things is in no particular order....


1. Will your boyfriend go to the store and buy tampons for you?

.This may seem kind of trivial. But its not when you are curled up on the couch squeezing the hell out of a hot water-bottle, because the cramps are so bad you are seeing stars. Will he just go and get them, or do you have to pout and moan and look exceedingly pitiful??

.2. When you are at a party hosted by a friend of your boyfriends, and all his mates are there does he..... .
a. Keep you close to him all night making sure your alright for food or drink, that you are introduced to people you don't know and that the conversation includes you?
b. Does he leave you with the women to chat and come over to check your ok from time to time.
c. Basically leave you on your own from the moment you enter the party untill he wants to go home. Or you beg to go home.

Now I can see all you women scowling at question c. But even the best of us have been left to our own devices at a total strangers party. Or spent most of the evening hopping from one foot to the other because he hadn't told us something as basic as where the bathroom was.....or worse, one of his drunken friends had passed out on the one and only toilet.

.3. Does your boyfriend say "I love you".....I don't mean right after you have said it, and he answers..."I love you too"... "Me too" or worse "ditto?".
I don't when your doing......it....either. When the blood is down there....what do you think is making his brain work?????
I mean does he just say it out of the blue, for no apparent reason...and does he say it a lot?

4. .When you have an arguement, has he ever asked if it is "That time of the month?"
.grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

5. .Does he work hard? .That is at anything he does...does he do his best? One thing that never changes girlfriend, if your man is lazy...he is going to stay lazy!!!!!!! And there ain't nothing you can do about it...sorry babe, give him the flick!!!!!!!

6. .Is he kind to you?
.Nooooooooooo, this isn't a stupid question. Does he treat you with respect and love.

7. .Does he get jealous?.
I mean overly jealous. Every single one of us has had an attack of the green monster. But is he a bit over the top. like if your waiting for him to pick you up from school and he finds you talking to one of your guy friends that he dosn't know will he.......
a. Insist on an introduction
b. not say anything at all.....but you know hes angry.
c. go completely ballistic... before or after you have had a chance to explain who the guy was.

8.It would be a miracle if you both liked the same music.....but does me let you listen to the music you like on his stereo?
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ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....now this is a hard one!!!

9. If you asked him to tell you honestly if you are putting on weight.....would he be stupid enough to be honest?
hahahahahaha

10. Could you trust him alone with your GORGEOUS SEXY best friend?
ahhhhhh think about it......



Well babe.....have you got Mr Right.....not that there is anything wrong with fooling around with a few Mr Wrongs before the other guy shows up *grin*


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